Now here's a secret that I will share just with you

Now here's a secret that I'll just share with you.

There's all sorts of things that you can do in the outback that you wouldn't do in the city.

I ... wait for it ... cut Cathie's hair!

And bigger surprise ... she asked me to.

And much bigger ... it isn't dreadful. She's lovely.

At the end I gave the client a kiss .... something that doesn't normally happen at the hairdressers.

(Now here's a challenge - if you are going to tell anyone my secret - you must let me know in the comment field below).